A few people were fired from my agency for laughing about Charlie Kirk on their TikTok and I am dying laughing about it. Their tears are so delicious,

What is EBA IN Bosch?

SAP 🐠, If you have a chance for a “do-over” in your SAP career, what would you specialize? OTC? PTP? Finance?

Someone push me to study please

Got an offer from BCN as Associate. Wondering if there are any openings or if anyone here can refer me to other openings in MBB. Looking for options.
1 YOE,Strategy consulting, CDD

What is the general consensus from recruiters who cold message people about job opportunities and get an initial response on what the comp is?

Public library near to river north?

Hi Fishes,
Anyone from Cognizant Pune? Need you help..
TIA

I’m trying to get my parents into adopting healthier eating habits but nothing is really sticking. Do you have any recommendations or like books I can give them to teach them what’s actually good to eat vs. falling for good marketing/ fads?

I've been working out since early 2020 6x/ week and lost ~30lbs. However, I didn't adjust my eating -only switched to an intermittent fasting schedule (eat between 12-8pm). Now, I'm trying to focus on better eating. I struggle with sweets - If it's around me, I need it all lol and Uber eats is a weakness bc of all the dessert places! My meals are relatively balanced so not a major issue...

I've heard of intuitive eating but sounds a bit fluffy (lol) - other tips? What has worked for you? Help!!

How do you start waking up early? Always been a night owl and sleep around 1. Wake up at 8/8:30 right before work starts.
I need to start waking up early to get into workout /yoga and meditation routine. I tried today and kept snoozing my alarm for 2 hours.
Weekend is way worse when I sleep around 3 wake up around 10/11

Guys.. Please help..
- Jpmc(28 fixed + 8-10% Variable bonus) bangalore
- Deloitte India (28 fixed + 1.5 joining bonus) Gurgaon
- Current company (bofa) retaining with 45% now and 20% in end year (total ~28 fixed only).

CC: bofa
Yoe: 6
Current location: Dehradun/Gurgaon

Should I accept ans retain in the same company??
Please help

Hello fishes,

can anyone tell after how many days does Amazon get back to you after the initial technical phone screening.

Thanks.

Hey everyone,
I'm currently looking for a new opportunity in people ops at more of an associate/manager level that's remote, preferably at a startup or small org? Does anyone have any insight into looking for these types of roles or leads? Appreciate any help as I've been struggling to find these type of opps.

Have any of you moved to PE for a slight pay decrease from the crazy banking comps last year?

20/8
Upper body day! Injury is recovering well so was able to push a bit more. Feeling good (and tired!)

Hi I am in ESG field with a potential offer from Australia- what is the competitive salary? I am getting 110 as a response from google searches but would it be safe to push for 140-150?

What are the wages like in Singapore for consultants and techies? I can parse this on Glassdoor/Payscale/Monster, but it’s not clear how country of origin affects pay, if at all.

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom