A Modest Proposal

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Any year-end earnings targets met on the back of big Q4 layoffs should not count toward CEO compensation incentives.

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Another modest proposal, let’s lower corporate taxes and interest rates so there won’t be any Q4 layoffs.

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I do! But that’s not really your question.

Your question is “are you paid commensurate with the value you deliver to shareholders?” And “is your C-suite?”

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I think any CEO that does layoffs in the year should not get their yearly bonus. These CEOs have no concerns for the thousands they lay off and their inability to pay their mortgage and bills, while they go buy another mansion and travel by company jet.

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Preach.

Call your representative. Oh yeah we are living in a failed state.

If only. Sadly, it's all just a numbers game and wall st analysts don't seem to care how the numbers are made. Shareholders DEFINITELY don't care, as long as the stock price and dividend remain stable.

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