Any ladies in DC want to meet up? I just moved here and looking for love, friends, and everything in between. 33M with a job and a pulse.

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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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What do people think they’ll get out of these posts? What woman is going to be like, “YEAH, I’ll get involved sight-unseen with a guy who offers no personal information, is clearly desperate for contact with a woman, and describes himself as “having a pulse.”

Men might be that thirsty, but women are not—especially not DC women.

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Y’all a bunch of salty haters. Remember when the internet was fun??

Go for a walk, eat a banana 😂

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Great personality here folks

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Just get hinge, bro. What you are doing is like shoppingfor a new TV at a grocery store

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“Everything in between” is kidneys

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I also recently moved here and am looking to make friends. I was thinking about joining a volo league

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Never heard of that until now, thanks!

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What do you look like? Race, height, build?

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Lol. 6” is not the kind of height women go ape over

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What about gents?

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