Anyone seriously wanna start a hedgefund with me ? I can assure a 30% cagr with my quant

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My quant doesn't trust your quant.

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Trust but verify

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Hi Madoff Jr.

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You know you have to be a cfa charter-holder to guarantee performance? Also as a quant (got second in middle school math competition... mom still hasn’t forgave me.) im going to need to see your quants code. And yes... i am asian and I used google translate to write this post.

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You can’t guarantee performance lol

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Will you contractually guarantee a 30% CAGR and put up collateral against it? If so, I’m in!

And for that reason, im out.

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Doll hairs

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