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I’ve been hanging too long in the single consultants bowl...

Don’t ask out your interviewer...

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Omg I have so many, but WAY up there was

Me: What interested you about the position and account?
Him: Well I’m on my lunch and you’re within walking distance?

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It’s all about convenience lol

Use your real name.

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Speak Klingon.

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Don’t talk the whole time. Had a 30 min interview where I asked the first question and the woman did not stop talking for 20 minutes.

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So...20 minutes of silence?

Pee on the boss’ desk and say you’re marking your territory, thus making you the boss now.

Have your nose bleed

Whoa. Were they nervous or something?

I had a very early morning job interview that I didn’t even want and could NOT stop swearing.

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