At an unfamiliar client site.. Stomach growled from last night's stouts. Enter bathroom quickly and assume a seated position. 2 voices from the opposite gender enter and chit chat. Where am I? Oh no

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Negative.. I'm just stupid.

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No battleshits recorded. The only evidence of my visit is this post and an un-alluring stench.

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#thathappened

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Please tell me you played battleshits

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If you're a guy always make sure there are urinals

Posting for updates

Almost happened to me once but luckily I didn't have to go THAT bad so I had time to realize there were no urinals.

Was it a unisex bathroom?

Wowwwww, amazing OP. Your shoes were also evidence, FYI

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