At first I wondered why everyone in my office was married to/dating each other. But now it makes sense, they're the only people you ever freaking see 😐

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Just watch out and never date an associate until she has gone through a few busy seasons. I made the mistake once and this cow gained 10 pounds her first year.

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Ughh PWC 3... Seriously comparing woman to cow!!! I Just hope you remain single forever. No woman deserve someone like you .

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The thing that worries me is that there is absolutely no one in the office I could see myself ever marrying. Forever alone thank you PwC 😂

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Everyone (men and women) fucking gains weight in busy season unless they're the protected idiots working on the few easy IA gigs. I hope you guys are as fit as your ego is enormous.

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If you don't gain weight during busy season you didn't work hard enough.

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I lost 20 pounds this busy season, thank you very much.

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What a sad little world we live in....

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Agree. It's weird.

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You get to know your coworkers better than your own family...

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Guilty ... Married from team

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10 pounds seems clearly trivial. I would worry if she gained 20pounds. Unless it's 10 pounds every year.

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It's sad

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Lol

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