Coming up on the latest episode of Dating App Hilarity:

Previous couple weeks: Nice conversation, albeit with a bit of clunky frequency presumably due to the holidays.
Woman yesterday: Asks to have a drink sometime
Me a bit later yesterday: Was just about to ask myself. A drink is a nice idea. How's your Thursday?
Woman this morning: Unmatched me

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Hi all! I’ve been dating my bf for about 4 months now and there are some things he says/is into that make me believe he is either Bisexual or has gender dysphoria. I could really use someone’s advice who has a similar experience like this. Is anyone willing to chat? I just want to be supportive and helpful.

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

Any F 🐥/🐠 from San Jose here? 👋

Most cringeworthy pickup lines you’ve seen on dating apps?
I’ll start: “Are you my appendix cuz I want to take you out”

Thoughts/reviews on Indian Matchmaking?

After watching Arpana and her attitude in Indian Matchmaking, purani kahawaat yaad aagayi...
“ Na shakal na *^*^* Aur nakhre unchi unchi”

Dating my guy for 6 months now and he’s just such a lovely soul but I’m not physically attracted, there’s no spark and I’m afraid to let go but also afraid to keep holding on..

This Indian matchmaking show is interesting...love how the first girl is like “my partner needs to fit in my life” 😳🙄😳🙄🤭

Are there any black single men preferably childless between the ages of 36-45 in this group? Would be amazing if you lived in NJ

Any tips for hard launching partners on social media? For context, I’ve (Indian American female) been dating my white American boyfriend for 3 years and we just got engaged after two years of convincing my parents. They are very happy and excited now, but I’m scared shitless about being ostracized / judged by my extended family and Indian community in the US once I “let the cat out of the bag” on the engagement news. I want to be proud and confident about this but could use some moral support.

Any F 🐠 in DC interested in a Navy Yard drink? 36M

Thoughts on casual relationships? How to initiate? Be upfront in the dating app bios or go with the flow.

What is dating during corona like? Is there any etiquette I need to be aware of? I stopped dating when the pandemic started, and just recently rejoined a dating app and have a first date this week. I know we both go outside and socialize with friends and neighbors (I’ve been careful and selective, not sure about him) so do I assume it will be like always?

Are text message breakups acceptable? Better than complete ghosting right

31 M, 6'3 looking for a serious relationship and a potential soulmate.

What exactly counts as ghosting . ?
You go on a date spend quality time , you have some intimate moments and the next thing the guy does is unmatch you on the app without sending a text.
Does this count as ghosting ?
Is expecting a text from other person saying " this is not what he is looking for " is too much to ask ?
This kind of behaviour puts other person on the self doubt mode.

Any F in the Bay Area wana have some exciting time?

Are dealerships not negotiating car prices right now due to the chip shortage and high demand for cars? Or is it just the used car market?

I joined on Nov 2020 in EY GDS as Senior 1,so when I will be getting progression for senior 2?

Who decides the Hike percentage in EY GDS ?

Please help me to understand if counsellor plays any role in hike percentage or is that based on Current rating we have got while VPB announcement ?

Will I seem like a jerk and risk being able to boomerang if I put in notice before big audit client? I won’t know I got the job until 2 weeks before then and new job would start when the audit starts.

Question for directors: how often do you not get a copy of the footage when you work on a project? Ever? Or is this common? Thanks!

I bought a used car for $3k a year and a half ago and have put about $2k into repairs over the past 6ish months. Having trouble again and the mechanic (whom I trust) says it needs another $2k of repairs...do I do it? Do I buy a new car? Help!

Writing a report for the first time and feel way in over my head. Team didn’t discuss what adjustments we want as a group before divvying up—new transfers what has been your experience?

Hi, I am interviewing for a senior sap consultant role (MM / Procurement) at ACN and two firms of the Big4. What kind of technical questions should I expect? Thanks for your efforts!

Who knows about Goosehead insurances work culture. 5 min into sourcing I’m seeing some discouraging statistics about who they move up faster vs who they don’t. I have a interview this week and I don’t know if I should even continue forward. My main goal is growth and if it’s going to be an unfair environment then that’s a no go.

What has helped you unwind at the end of the school day?

With a possibility of another lockdown, do y’all think Prometrics will close their testing centers again?

Took the NINJA practice exam for REG and got a 72. What is the average difference between the mock and actual?

Has anyone went from saas to benefit consulting? How was that transition? Was it worth it? I hear in benefits you get a book with recurring revenue.

What are some tactical duties or involvement of lean governance in agile? Also, in full SAFe who is responsible for ensuring the portfolio managers are all accountable to compliance?

Anyone in herspiegel? I’m looking for a referral for a consultant/sr consultant position in life sciences if you are hiring. Have 2 YOE.

Anyone out there exposed to SAP PaPM? I'm a product director and looking to see what the Bowl thinks of it..

Hi is there anything left in SAP that pays decently from a contractor’s perspective? Seems like the margins have been sucked out of this business.

Sorry if this has been asked a few times but - relocating to Charlotte and looking for apartments, preferably in southend. Any solid recommendations or places to avoid?

Looking for a 1 BR - 2.4K a month or less.

TYSM!!

Creative folks with kids (especially young ones): how do you avoid feeling as though you're failing everyone? Pls include whether you're a man or woman.

Advice or Book recommendations on how not to get bothered by others/ friends/ peers? What they think or what they do!
Been struggling lately

Early 30s, Female, Texas. Indian Ethnicity. HMU!

Rewatching Brokeback Mountain, which came out 15 years ago (hard to believe that). Anyway, it's still an outstanding, devastating film (and love story) that I think if had been released 10 years later would have easily won best picture and best actor for Heath Ledger.

Any F in Minnesota?

I guess I'll try my luck out... Isn't the ideal thing to have the passion and romance of teenagers, but with the maturity and experience of adults? Hopefully I could find someone here that has that mindset.

Anyone in SF/ San Jose? f25

I am feeling naughty since morning! Anyone sharing the feeling?

Plan on visiting SFO this August and wanted to check if any F is up for drinks or dinner spend some quality time. Male 34 , tall 5 11, brown and happy to message and set up some time if we find each other interesting.

Anybody awake and want to chat? 35M here!

Are text message breakups acceptable? Better than complete ghosting right

Any F in the Bay Area wana have some exciting time?

Hi! Female 30 in NYC here. I work in the corporate sector. I’m a first generation immigrant. I have a passion for Olympic weightlifting and I love trying new foods, going to the movies, and essentially am a homebody. Looking for someone with similar values.

Where them 30+ ladies at? 25M 🙋‍♂️😉

Real talk ... if someone is over 35 and hasn’t been married before, do you automatically assume there is something wrong with them?

Signed up for a matchmaking service a couple months ago after getting tired of the apps. And while I’ve been underwhelmed with their process so far, I finally have my first match date this weekend. Haven’t been on a date since pre-pandemic. And never been on a true blind date like this. Wish me luck.

In my opinion one of the worse things you could hear from someone when you are dating is ‘I usually don’t talk to someone like you’. It makes it seem like you are just settling for that person.

Any M 40+ in Nairobi? The apps here are not it!

How do I politely decline that I’m not okay to make out in the first date or when the guy calls me over to his place after we meet/eat/drink? I want to take things slowly & know the person before getting physical. Not everyone might like this but that’s what I am & this whole thing appears off-putting.

Any houston folks here?