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"yes let me write on LinkedIn instead of spending time with my wife"

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Ikr lol…

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Had to specify IG 350k+

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Why why wwwhhhyyy

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"Can't Spend any time together" is the code word for no s3x and impotent?

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Imagine how much more fighting they could do if not apart,

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Is it irrational for me to get an “ick” for this?

I went on a “date” recently. I paid for the tab as they were going to the bathroom. As we were leaving they said “thanks for lunch” — I was hoping they’d at least ask to Venmo me half as a kind gesture. Following lunch we grabbed dessert. I was hoping they’d offer to cover dessert since I covered lunch but it didn’t happen.

I am fine w/ paying but I was hoping the gesture would at least be presented… am I crazy?

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In an attempt to be healthier, I built a permanent standing desk. Now, once every couple hours my Apple Watch reminds me “it’s time to stand up” and I feel superior to all those chair sitters out there.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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This is how I feel!!!

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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