Do you ever wonder if the person in the stall next to you can see your shadow, even tho you can't see theirs?

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No - but I'm always super paranoid that my photo ID badge is going to come unclipped from my belt and drop onto the floor in their stall face up, thus destroying the anonymity granted by that precious barrier.

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^ someone upvoted that comment...wow.

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Don't drop ur soap

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Lol, just typical female poop insecurities then. I still think my comment is funny so I stand by it

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Chasing shadows while shitting...you have much time on your hands. All I think about is getting it out and leaving so I stop smelling the other persons shit.... Since mines don't stink hehe

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OP is yankin it and wants to make sure no one sees the shadow

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Sorry, girls don't yank. 😄

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Wow never thought of that lol thanks in advance for my future paranoia in the stall.

No but look up Ali Wong on Netflix. She has a whole bit about shitting at the office. Hilarious.

It's funny, if I was a guy lol

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