Got home and headed to the neighborhood bar. A gorgeous girl just ordered a loaded hot dog and fries while sipping on a craft beer. You boyfriend sucks, marry me.

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So... They announced team names... "PWC Interns" was one. Jesus. Be original, douches.

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Sex. I'm a sex consultant. And my fees are reasonable.

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Hello. I'm a consultant.

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Jewish?

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Dulles

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Set

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But your interns lose

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I'll undercut any offer

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Im in eCommerce, but I like to be just cryptic enough that it sounds like I sell drugs on the Internet.

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🤔

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Set. 463 definitions.

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No where near my guess. But I still win.

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@pwc, nowadays it's not even to say "consultant." Most people I run into follow up with "oh in what?" And when you try to elaborate.... That's when you lose them

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Neighborhood bar has trivia: Which major US airport is named after a former Secretary of State? LaGuardia, Logan, or Dulles?

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Next up..... What word has the most definitions in the Oxford Dictionary: Run, Go, or Set?

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@pwc I find going with a alternate persona much more entertaining. I talk about work all week, i don't want to talk about it. I usually say I sell insurance and turn the conversation around.

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