Got the runs in middle of client meeting presenting. Took laptop to BR, presented, made good use of mute button, and think got thru fine... Phew

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speaker was on mute, but was the camera off 🥲

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This is my greatest fear.

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This is the best part of WFH

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This is how consulting legends are created. Well done.

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+1. Great job OP, I’m impressed to say the least

Living on the edge (of the toilet bowl)

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If you were on video that is very impressive, especially the transition to the bathroom

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