Having your Peloton in your Zoom background is the new executive flex. Bonus points if you're wearing your workout gear on the call.

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Only peasants work from the same room as their peloton

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peloton is the opposite of zen

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And a crying baby is the new one for Managers and Directors.

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Eww. How poor are you that your desk is in the same room as your peloton? Mine has its own mini-gym with a gorgeous view of the garden. Just like the commercials to which I am the perfect target market, along with my perfect family and perfect hair.
(Sarcasm).

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You'd never see my Pelton on a call because it's covered in laundry.

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I'm wearing a bathing suit right now, but that's mostly for laundry purposes.

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Wow how cool

Floating that Picasso painting while the maid cleans in the backgrounf

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