How many calls have you had on Teams/Zoom/Skype/Webex etc? I'm wondering how many hours of my life were spent on "can everyone please go on mute" and "let's take it offline" 😬

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Probably the equivalent of a year, but the combined effect feels like a lifetime, leaving me prematurely old and wishing for the sweet release of eternal sleep.

Add in the “Oh.. I was talking on mute” and general slowness of connectivity issues, and 15 minutes of every meeting is wasted.

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