I gotta say, I'm really tired of getting prepped for my endless zoom meetings, staying on camera, and looking engaged while my clients look bored and text each other. It's just plain rude and I'm over it.

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Had a client nodding off once, doing the violent head nod thing. It made me happy though

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An Art Director made it into a GIF meme and we chuckle over it to this day.

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If clients are bored, it only shows how pointless some of these meetings are. Why do we have so many meetings where everyone jostles to talk endlessly for the sake of visibility or fill in the space with empty talk, or repeat the same thing with more words words words? 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️💀

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Engage them.
Make sure you have questions thru out whatever you're talking about to them.
Last but not least lay out expectations. "This call is booked for 30 minutes but planned to last 20. But it will only work with cameras on and phones down, thanks!" Also, I do not let dial-ins have a meeting. If there is a presentation and you can't come to zoom, lets reschedule.

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