I really want to hook up with my boss, but she's a full 10 years older than me. I'm also doubtful that my being cute will make up for the age gap, so I'll be crying all weekend. 🥹

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I can’t imagine hooking up with a subordinate.

“Hey your workpaper sucks, learn how to use spellcheck. See you at 8 for dinner”

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Go for it

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Take ur shot

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Do anything for that promotion!

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Team player of the year goes to OP🤩!

Same here. Well, almost. Not interested in hooking up with my boss but madly in love and want to pursue a serious relationship with her. She's more than twice my age and has no clue how madly in love i am with her.

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Defo not getting an offer 😂

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At least you'll keep your job

Are you a girl or boy?

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