When you're killing yourself on the project but your SM plays favorites with the other consultant. Gonna have to revert back to not giving a fuck.
I love when the client argues during a status meeting they reviewed more work then reflected but they use descriptive phases like "a whole bunch" or "like at least 10 or 15"....no bitch you didn't.
Since my team moved from an area of the client' building with poor cell service to an area with great cell service, my bathroom break frequency and duration have increase significantly #fishbowl
Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...
Last day at a client site, so I decided to stay the weekend and enjoy the city. There's a stunning woman working for my client who I just came across on tinder...PLEASE UPVOTE YOUR CHOICE BELOW:
I once told the client to get the fuck out of our work area for discussing Game of Thrones episode before I had seen it.... right or wrong?
Chances I could tell my client to fuck himself without getting fired? Would only do it verbally, not via email.
An Inconvenient Poop - The story of a jr cw who had to leave a client presentation for a bowel movement.
Is there any coming back to agency life after starting your career on the client side? #askingforafriend FML that friend is me 😨
You ever get so sick of prepping for a walk through you just say fuck it and wing it? I mean really, the pressure should be on the client to talk about the process, not on us 🙀
Was drunk swiping last night and matched with my client on Bumble. I should probably abort that mission, right?
What's the opinion on dating a person at the client that is literally 0% connected to the project or the project team. I know people advise against. But is it fair for 30-100k people to be off limits?
At client site 40 miles from home. Just had a very wet fart in front of the CFO. Excused my self and discovered that I crapped my pants a bit. What to do pls help
I'm of Arab decent and once a client personnel asked me, to my face, if I kill ppl? If Trump becomes president, she would hold a gun to my head and ask the same question. She is herself from Poland.
What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made working? I just tried to search for March madness games on one of my monitors, but it was the one I was currently sharing...during a workshop...with the client and 50+ participants...fml
Having a debate with the associate on my project: Are eggs dairy or not? Serious replies only
Is it worse to date a co-worker or a client?
I am a career counselor to a consultant. We’re on same project. There’ve been a number of curious coincidences that lead me to believe the consultant is in a secret relationship with the sr director
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What's the best way to signal to recruiters that you're looking around, other than directly applying to positions?
Are we nearing another recession? More tactical question- should I stop my search to buy a home in the US?
Soooo at today's morning status meeting our shitty SM was absolutely railing a consultant. Consultant stands up and says, "Fuck you. You're an asshole. I'm done here." And walks out. 😳...👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Gave up first class upgrade to fly home 2 hours earlier on standby sitting in the middle seat in back for 3.5 hours and gate checking my carryon just to be able pick my son up from school. So worth it
Uber’s new loyalty program. 🙄
What household income would you need to be comfortable buying an 800k house? Assuming no other debt. Know there are many other factors besides HHI, just taking the temperature here
What credit card is best in terms of perks and discounts? I have delta Amex but considering going with chase sapphire.
I’m billable af
Hi, I’m currently in the interview process as a senior associate in the CX&I (Customer Experience & Innovation) department at Publicis Sapient. Looking for information about salary range, culture, and travel. Is there anyone here from PS?
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