If I had a dream about my project’s go-live and it influenced a slide I made today, can I bill those dream hours?

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yes, but bill only in your dreams

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..by day dreaming during work hours

All joking aside, if you were actually able to invoice dream time, you'd need to be able to account for how long the dream actually took.

I've had full blown, detailed dreams when taking a 10 minute catnap before, so the relative length of a dream doesn't necessarily correlate to the actual length of a dream, which would complicate your ability to accurately bill for the dream.

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You should look up some science about dreams. Most dreams occur right before you wake up. Could be literal seconds. They don't actually last any meaningful amount of time relative to your sleep duration.

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Yes you can

I do some of my best work while asleep.

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