If u don’t shower @ night b4 climbing in2 🛏 I judge u

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I judge people that “climb into bed” as adults.🙃

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I’m short 🫤🥹

Don’t b a h8er

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Nah imma motiv8r. Except 4 this 1 ting

What if I work from home and don't leave the house all day? (I shower every morning before I start work)

Indeed an enthusiast

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Do you shower in the morning too??

Depends. Not if I’m WFH

I shower after I take a dookie.

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