I'm a Data Analyst with exactly zero experience in anything resembling a healthcare field. Do these people even bother to check out our profiles?

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My profile is very vague yet I get messages about how much of a perfect match i am 🙄

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I have a super vague LinkedIn profile. Just says I’m a nurse, and the hospital I work at. Within 12hrs of creating my profile I had a email from a purewick sales rep wondering if I was interested… I’m a frontline staff… not purchasing. I mean, send me a case for free?! Won’t do you any good, but feel free!

Of course not.

I assume these are just some weird bots sending the same messages to everyone on LinkedIn, like a large scale fishing exercise

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