Might dress up as Git for Halloween so she can finally commit to me 😮‍💨

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Hope you two merge tonight

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I'm open source, baby. Grab this branch and let's fork.

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Hope you don’t have a conflict, or you’ll have to force a pull request

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Don’t push too hard else she might checkout

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Don’t forget the forks

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Might be time to rebase that relationship. Fork another project, you'll be pulling in no time

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