My company wants me to “mentor” new hires and help get them billable.

So I’m rolling my best friend onto my project. He started at my company 6 months ago. Gonna get him 40 billable hours. This is gonna be fun. I’ve known him since 1st grade. Our project is gonna go until 2028. I just jump started his career

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Until 2028? Omg.

I could not imagine working on the same project for that long.

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Started in 2020

He’s either gonna love or hate you lolol 😂 Hope it goes how you plan

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How were they billing before?

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Training and maybe 5 a week on a different shadowing project

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This may not and the way you think it will

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My jobs a joke and I don’t consider it a business

Hope your friendship makes it

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We’ve been friends since first grade and now we’re 30

What does it mean to make someone achieve billable status? Is there some kind of training that has to happen or a test that has to be passed?

Expense account for hanging out dinner too!

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8 year long project. Honestly, by the end of it, I’d either have a new family or hate y’all with every fiber of my body

Maybe he’ll be so grateful he’ll overlook the fact that you just stole his dream of becoming a cannabis farmer.

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I’m juggling re-vamping my site and a side project to hopefully make my book more robust.

With no kind of leadership or mentor, I’m just figuring out how to dig myself out of this hole. Any advice for this chump?

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Morning all- looking for a referral for remote position: project manager, implementation manager, PMP certified and will be obtaining Agile cert by end of year. 10+ years experience, also MBA grad.

Currently SC with Deloitte 2.5 years, cybersecurity heavy with background in healthcareIT.

Thanks in advance.

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I am looking for Job referrals for social impact organizations and international development sector . Looking to Provide research, advisory and consulting expertise

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I wanted to leverage the hive mind in finding out how best to negotiate a verbal offer for a 100%-remote Product Manager role in NYC, with a IT infrastructure/digital services firm (MNC but non-American):

Base salary: 120k

Sign-on bonus:10k

Bonus: 15%

No stock options

How competitive is this, and what should I negotiate for please? The written offer comes after verbal agreement.

I've 10 YOE in tech project management; 7 in product management.

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Hi All,

This is Prasanna Kumar from India. I hope you are doing well :)
Myself and my wife are working in Infosys. She has got a project in Canada. She has raised a dependent Visa for me also in Canada.
If we go there, she will have a work assignment. But I won't have any work assignments in Canada.
My Canada Visa is already in progress. I am looking out for opportunities for Windchill in Canada.
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Thanks

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I am working in Google's vendor company in curated formats project. Can any of you refer me to Accenture / CTS with Google ads optimization process pls. Location: Gurgaon. Thanks. Need to change my job as I am extremely disappointed with my current job working for 13-14 hours a day.

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@publicis sapient

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