My only skill is bullshitting and I hate hard work...I much prefer the ezy way out. What would be a good career for me?

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If you are a consultant.... You are already in the right profession 😝😝

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Ensure you can make some chic slides too. You would b perfect fit for Consulting 😜

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Perfect fit for consulting. Especially Big4s.

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