“My piss smells like candy” - male to his male friend at the urinal, T4 LAX.

After complaining that the urinals weren’t designed for “above average men” like themselves

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Yikes sweet smelling urine could indicate diabetes .

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"Above average" men do get diabetes.

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Just guys being bros

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My piss also sounds like hard candy. I'm shooting life savers down here

"Kidney stoneabetes victim, 2018"

Kidding aside, stones are the worst!

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