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This is the winning answer

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“Military vet and small details” are funny to me as a vet.

Short story time. Once during a field drill I found an ACOG (optic) in the field while setting up a patrol base. It had definitely been there for a little bit but I told my team lead, and my platoon sgt. Both didn’t want to deal with the paperwork/having it be an ordeal and said to either chuck it or keep it and say nothing. Meanwhile there’s likely some private being absolutely dressed down for losing it.

Being mil =\= detail oriented. Sincerely a former sham shield 🫡

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G1 looking to sell the Acog? I'm too poor to afford a new one

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You can already tell the “attorney and military vet” makes being a military vet his entire personality

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It was mentioned 3 times in the posting

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Is this a job or a jail sentence

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45000 and unlimited pto

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Or you have to give two months notice to take more than one day

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Hard pass for me.
The job pays $50K and offer no equity buts expects you to work like you have equity in the firm in a city like Philadelphia. A big finger to D$W capital.

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Haha! Bingo

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I like that the job poster harps on attention to detail but punctuates “I.E.” incorrectly and in fact should have used “e.g.,”

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When in law school, they literally drill the differences into your head via the blue book and law review. I can guarantee you this guy went to a shit law school and wasn’t on law review.

There’s no way this is a real job post 😂😂

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It’s real. I’ve seen it online. Weird way to get people to apply. Reminds of profiles on dating apps where people are like “this is what I don’t want” then write a full list.

Kind of a turn off. Also, no.

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69k base, 420k RSU

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Salary aside, I find this to be a better recruting practice than when consulting firms talk about cool work and five star hotels in NYC and then put hires on IT audit in Iowa.

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People post job descriptions like this as if they are truly changing the world. Then it ends up being like a fintech billing company that tries to smooth out accounts payable.

You’re not Ernest Shackleton, bro.

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Ummmmm 🚩!!

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I would rather slam the tip of my d*** in a car door than work at this company.

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$52k

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$38K

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Executive Assistant

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Whatever it is - it’s not enough 😂

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They probably reward you with pizza.

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Whatever it is it definitely includes unlimited PTO

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