Okay someone definitely went into my text history and stole this 😂 ..husbands, pro tip: before you start these convos with your wife, go check off some chores first.

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Next time I get married, I will marry a straight woman so both of us can avoid all this. We will both have male side pieces.
We will both take care of the home, and the men will come and take care of the lawn. We are hiring handyman anyway, so we will be good on that too.

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Men are useful for more than mowing the lawn. 🤣

Your husband is playing chess tbh 😂 😏

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Thanks for the tip! I am not going to put her underwear when I do the laundry this weekend 🤣

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HAHAHAH I am sorry but this just cracked me up because it is too real. I went to change the laundry last night and realized there was a load in the dryer that has been sitting in there since God knows when. I was so annoyed!

Although thats funny but also a creative mindset for an interesting roleplay 😜
Men keep your eyes open, opportunities lie in the shadow of crisis!!

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