On a call today:

“Why didn’t you remind me of this?”

Me (in my head): “I sent you an email, ping, Slack’d you, calendar invite, and was about to send fucking Hedwig the owl."

Me (actually): ...

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F that. Stand up for yourself.

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But did you send a patronus signal through the woods? That’s the one that usually seals the deal.

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Lololol Hedwig

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Send a Howler!

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Grow balls and stand up for yourself

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