Real talk. How long can I slack off for in big law before I’m in trouble?

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A year

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As first year or lateral? Every first year we’ve fired got let go somewhere around 18-24 months but writing was on the wall after 12

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The danger isn’t getting canned. You can always apply for new jobs. The danger is getting to mid-level YOE without knowing how to do anything. If you’re still fairly junior, it might be better to make a career switch

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Don’t slack off. Just don’t do it.

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First year or lateral? First year, a year or two. Lateral, as little as a few months.

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Potentially years, if they like you.

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Just an FYI by slacking off I mean more not hitting billables but still a competent attorney with work product in the 85-90% range

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So long as you’re responsive and do decent work, people will forgive you missing hours due to “family medical emergencies”

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