Seriously don't know how to get a boyfriend as an IB analyst, most people who are in a relationship started dating since college. Really don't want to be single when I'm 30•••

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You don't. Literally everyone I know has deteriorated.

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For what it's worth, I'd love to be young and single with the ability to go out and slay any given night. Go enjoy not being committed.

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@OP, you up?

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If it helps, I'm in my late 20s and most of the people I know who met long term partners in university are no longer together. Just find one night a week to go out somewhere: take a class, go to the theatre, a bar, ask friends to set you up or find one of the many eligible folks on here.

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Dude relax you're just starting your career and probably like 23. Everything will work out fine!

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It's difficult. Eventually you just have to make time and work around it (go back to the office after dates, etc.). It took a year and a half or 2 years before I felt like I could make the time and tell colleagues I'd be out for a couhours here and there.

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*couple hours

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I'll date you. Holla at me girl

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LOL

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Drop your number real quick op

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Why don't you just find someone who has just as demanding a career? Yeah, you don't see each other often but at least you won't be bitching about not seeing each other bc of work.

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