So you're let go and the executive director was a super model that's a sheriff dispatcher srsly lost their shi* and was either completely fired or quit when the blazing San Bernardino valley Fd were after that female because the obese redhead wanted seriously good looking men around herself - she was the writer of HTML 4.0 and supposedly friends with a lot of gear heads and semi-pro ball players but the warrant for her apprehension still doesn't walk in LA

like
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

There was that unresolved pesticide issue of their pet ANT FARM storage location on TOP of the employee microwave oven with my groundbreaking spin off research of isn't the glass in that microwave oven door the exact same thyroid and shape as they cook through oven cookware I place slabs of meat in to cook through the oven ware so why insert a glass in the door just reach through obligatory viewing hole in door and see if that crap in there is hot

The ants were struggling and replaced by an entire nother ant farm including firmware box and FRESH SAND so... if you wanted cooked ants should you(would you) include actual S A N D in that recipe

Butt dialing fishing bowl posts? Hope all’s good.

Related Posts

If buy the partners you work with regularly a holiday gift, how much do you spend? Usually I get baked goods or food items which you can’t tell the actual amount spent on. This year, though, I’d like to support local restaurants by encouraging people to order takeout—hence, giving gift cards.

How much is appropriate for a restaurant gift card from an associate to a partner?

How do you deal with a senior member of the team that doesn’t value your input? I’d love to be more involved but I feel like I’m not given a chance to

like

At this point, I’m looking forward to telling opposing counsel in this one case that I’m leaving my firm more than telling my firm. Between the ridiculous theory of the case, the truly obnoxious discovery requests, and the self-righteous attitude, I can’t wait to never talk to this guy again.

likefunny

Guys I am on notice period and will resign in a month. My team members will give me a goodbye gift total amount be approx 5-7k. My team lead is very frank with me so he told I should tell him what I need and he'll put forward to others. Any good suggestions what should I ask for?

like

My coworker always takes a super long lunch. How does he have the time to get anything done?

like

I have a partner who routinely ignores emails or responds to them several weeks later. He has to approve every single document sent to the client or the court, which means you have a physically go to his office to ask him to review something. Half of the time you go to meet with him in person, he’s either on a call or otherwise busy. I find that this basically creates more work and makes meeting deadlines extremely difficult. Is this normal?

like

So I have family situation I've been dealing with and yesterday at a company function outside the office, my supervisor brought it up in front of a bunch of people. First of all highly inappropriate, but also it's nobody's business. She's made comments before outside of work about how her boss is gay, blah blah blah. I'm just at a loss. Should I report it to HR? And if I do, how do I do it without it being known that it came from me??

like

I have never pulled the "racism" card ever in my career but do any of you feel like you constantly have to be better/more intelligent/and work harder than any of your white counterparts just to be acknowledged? After 15 years of a successful career in public acctg, I still feel like I am constantly getting the "book" thrown at me by superiors and clients as well. Its getting old....

like

How do you feel about leaving a company shortly after joining?

I've been told by people to not be loyal to companies & I've seen posts in forums where people have talked about leaving workplace 1, at workplace 2 for like 3 weeks, and already interviewing for workplace 3 (and the recruiter for workplace 3 doesn't even know that the person has left workplace 1). That feels a little disingenuous and...bad etiquette maybe? What do you think?

like

Do you allow the community to discuss your direct competitors?

like

I've been biking to my home office everyday so I've been wearing gym clothes and bringing a change of clothes with me. When I get in the morning how long can I sit at my desk before going to change?

like

Do you guys give your boss's New Years' gifts? I'm thinking of doing one since I didn't give a holiday gift but thought it maybe weird

like

I have a coworker who’s a functional alcoholic. I’ve never dealt with a situation like this before so I don’t even know if it’s my place to say something

like

Hi, we just launched Diversity and inclusion committee at our work place and one of our many initiatives is to share some reminders /notifications about safety and inclusion in common employee platforms/portals e.g There’s no place or time when discrimination is acceptable. Please feel free to report to HR if you com across any discriminatory behavior. Anyone has any more similar ideas what other topics we can add?

like

Hello. What's is type of shoes do you wear to work
Flats, heels or sneakers?

like

How do you deal with a management that doesn't seem to have a concrete process in doing campaigns? (Continued)

How long is it sustainable to talk to someone without meeting in person due to covid? I find myself getting bored because the meeting in person is what determines whether we actually vibe.

like

Hey everyone! This bowl is geared towards all those open-mind professionals who love to cut loose when they’re not focusing on their careers. Any fun stories involving colleagues?

likesmart

It’s funny - I’ve been rejected so many times in my short career. But when it happens, I still feel a small sting. Just got dinged from an interesting role - how do you deal with the aftermath?

More Posts

If visiting home country after transfer approval, will I be eligible for drop box? I have my current employers stamped h1b visa valid till end of next year. Thanks

Can H1B approved under consular processing but yet to be activated be transferred to another employer and can the new employer apply for transfer and change of status?

like

Hi guys.. would like to know what's the probability to get selected in H1B lottery?

I have an offer from another company with 30 lpa and current company offering H1 nomination next year with 98k usd.. need some suggestions.

Yoe - 13 years

like

Hello,
I hope everyone is having a great week.

I am working as Tableau/ Qlik administrator in london, UK from past 3 years on ICT visa with total 9 years of experience.

Visa sponsorship is required.

Any references will be greatly appreciated 😀

like

The Status on Barclays portal is showing Offer Approved. In how much time should i expect the offer letter??

like

Oliver Wyman how is recruiting there right now..?

like

Hey, can someone refer for audit fresher profile. Candidate is a CA.

like

Need 11 💟 to unblock DM feature

like

Hi Fishes,

Can anyone refer me for FDD roles?
Current working with EY GDS with 1.7 years of experience.

like

Hi guys, I have taken an Infosys interview on the 9th of April, on 11 the April HR asked for some documents along with a payslip but after that, I'm not getting any update from HR.
The status of my application is 'review in progress '.
Can anyone please suggest what to do next?

like
like

Any thoughts on living in the area around Madison and Morgan? Looking at an apartment there. That area seems pretty cool and not far from the heart of Fulton. Wanted to get other peoples opinions before moving forward with this place

like

Hi All ,
Can anyone please suggest which one to choose from cognizant, Coforge, Magic edtech for noida location on Java stack for better WLB and long term stability.

Thanks!

Anyone else finding it really hard to care about super bowl commercials this year? They feel like a relic from another time to me.

likesmarthelpful

Am I the only one who finds statements like, "I'm a democrat/republican" detrimental? Using these words as nouns instead of adjectives illustrates why America's so divided. It would be better to say, "I usually vote for Democrats/Republican candidates. We are not who we vote for

like

I have cleared Technical Round in Cognizant and I have also given HR round (telephonic). Just now i recieved a mail from talent acquisition team having subject "Invitation for Live Interview with Cognizant ".

I am not sure what kind of interview it is.
Can anybody help me?

like

Ross or Fuqua?

like

Without warning it looks like we'll be switching from consultant teaching to inclusion...what do I need to know. Never co-taught or done inclusion except for years and years ago and it was very informal. Best ways to build a solid relationship with the classroom teacher you're paired with? Pitfalls to watch out for? Thanks!

like

I’m pretty passive when I’m disrespected by creative but I think it sets a bad example for my team. If any of my reports were spoken to the way I was I’d raise hell...how set example?

JPMorgan Chase : Hi Can anyone pls tell me about CIB -EQT -FST team here pls . How is the work culture. How is work life balance pls.

like

Additional Posts in Unprofessional Topics 🙃

Bring back Trump’s market.

likefunny

Don't mean to be rude. Plz tell me if this is rude. But whats your religion? Assuming it's ok to ask since we're all anon. I'm a non-practicing but was born in a Muslim country. Agnostic maybe?🤷🏻‍♂️

likefunny

I want to get a bottle of liquor from Canada that isn't sold in the US. Can't get it shipped. Anyone from PA/DE/NJ/NY going to Quebec anytime soon that would be willing to bring a bottle back?

like

Do you get your mom's flowers for Valentine's day? My mom is single, so I thought it might be a nice gesture

likeupliftingsmart

Why do people not respond to calendar invites? Come on now we can do better🙃

like

Looking for a dark walnut wood desk top. Ikea karlby is no longer being manufactured. Willing to spend up to ~350ish... any leads would be greatly appreciated. Also, post your current desk set up for some ideas 😬 thanks!

like

Can I sue a company for posting my address on social media (cont’d)

like

I bought my boyfriend the Valve Index for Christmas. What are some games I should buy him?

like

There is no more powerful feeling than holding a draw-4 card in uno

like

Any off beat documentaries to recommend? Just watched the Barkley Marathons.

like

Reasons to stay in NYC? Kinda feel really sad living here.

like

Played Xbox the other day for the first time in several years. I am terrible now, to be fair I wasn't anything special before. I kind of feel like the game has beaten me and I need to buy one just to practice and beat it. Ha ha

like

Graduated college 6 months ago and just been working since. I’ve been living in my city for almost 20 years now and want a different change of scenery. Any advice from people who moved west coast to East coast. I’ve been interested working in Chicago or New York

like

Never thought that there would be so many haters in the workplace - what happened to being happy with your own success AND the success of others on your team.

like

Am I the only who’s embarrassed when someone asks what do i do? Im an auditor btw

likefunny

I’m excited to marry my SO in a few months but I have severe stage fright and do not like being the center of attention. Any advice on how to reduce the anxiety and just enjoy the day?

like

Anyone here ever been scared by some major differences in materialism with your partner? I’ve been considered “boujee” by some friends but my girlfriend of just over a year is on a whole other level. Lately because of many of her friends getting engaged / married, rings have been mentioned and she’s said pretty much she wouldnt be happy with under 25k.

I come from a very middle class upbringing, and so does she, although she’s influenced by friends dating professional athletes and stuff

like

Everyone in my firm try so hard to be politically correct😍feel so included.

Haven’t seen bf in over 3 months due to COVID. Lately, he’s been pushing to see me but I don’t feel comfortable because he hasn’t been quarantining. He makes it sound like if I’m not willing to go see him might as well breakup. Any advice?

like

How is your Valentine’s Day?

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal