Swung open the door to the living room singing and dancing to the book of mormon. my wife turns around and whisper yells "I'M ON ZOOM!" Fail.

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the lyrics I was singing were "I'm gonna baptize her"

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Oh my gosh, that’s even better 👏👏👏

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At least you were clothed.

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Beat me to it

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That sounds like a massive win to me.

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I love this so much.

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... turn it off!! Find the small box that has gay in it and crushit!’

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