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And I gotta sit here and be a team player, pretending that’s a good idea.

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That should fix it.

We’ve done it! An activation so low stakes, so uninteresting, so ‘we just put some Heinz bottles in a sixer and shot it on a cyc,’ it feels tailor made for the Heinz CMO and no one else.

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midwestern michelada

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😭😭😭

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you nerds never shotgunned a ketchup?

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all the time. chasing it with a heineken is gross tho.

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so glad someone posted this bc i literally gasped when the guy posted it into my LinkedIn feed. His paragraphs of intro to it were so cringe.

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So someone thought this was brilliant because the letters match up?

What’s next, Preparation H and Prego Italian Sauce?

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Oh my god I really needed this laugh today thank you guys god bless you both

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quite possibly the most euro idea of all time

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From the inspired minds that brought us another life-changer today, the butter vest

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“Body butter”

I’ve seen this all over my feed. People praising it.

I don’t understand what it’s supposed to be about or convey. Nor can I understand why you would need an entire bottle of ketchup per 5 beers.

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They both start with Hein 😂😂

What about kebabs and abseiling……
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……………..kebabseiling

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HeinzeCannes

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This guy’s proud of it 😂

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In either instance it’s a bit of a fail. But fair enough.

I guess you could add pickle back shots

I don’t understand why they wouldn’t do mayo instead, that’s clearly more inline with football/soccer fans and their fries… not that this idea is salvageable at all. Beyond weird.

Me in portfolio school

Cool copy. Wrong brands.

This is an AI deep fake, right? 🤢🤮😵

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