There are Alphas in consulting then there are Betas In consulting. Betas usually try to get the Alphas fired.

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AF

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Just stop

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Me, a sigma male consultant, laser focused only on my work, continous improvement on quality and minimizing variability, ignoring the noise and highlighting the experts, oh no I'm actually just a Six Sigma Consultant

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Somebody subscribes to Andrew Tate

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“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell someone you are, you’re not.” -Margaret Thatcher

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Alphas don't call themselves alphas...

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This ☝️ exactly.

Sounds like a beta mindset to me

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FYI, you're that team member that we joke about before you join the call

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You’re an associate?

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What passive-aggressive behavior have you encountered in recent memory?

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Now THIS is an alpha if I’ve ever seen one

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Someone come pick up your associate

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🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Tell me you listen to Ben Shapiro and haven’t been laid in the past five years without telling me

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True Alphas don’t talk about being alpha.

We have a soyboy here

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One reflection I had this morning in the shower is that Alpha and Beta are dynamic states when you reach SP - one’s self control gets to a point where you can split personality time depending on the audience.

Alpha and Beta is a framework used by pondlife. FFS 🤦‍♂️

Go touch some grass, kiddo

I thought Andrew Tate was banned from social media?

Constantly evaluating and comparing yourself to others is beta

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