This couple wins the internet

https://nypost.com/2020/08/18/couple-caught-having-sex-during-rio-de-janeiro-council-zoom-meeting/

Asker outers- make reservations. I’m tired of going to dinner or drinks and finding out my date’s plan is winging it and the place doesn’t have space. Make a reservation!! It takes one min!!

I tutor ESL after school and recently switched over to Zoom. Students are stating that they are unable to annotate. I’ve read that this is common for Chromebook users. Does anyone know of a way to bypass this and/or any video/picture tutorials? Otherwise, it looks like we’ll just have to add an additional open tab with a google share doc. Many thanks in advance for any guidance you can provide.

Zoom (huge chunk, currently at loss)- sell or hold?

Just me here hoping that slack never adds the “read” notification on messages.

I been thinking about buying a 3bed and 3bath house or a condo. I haven’t had much luck in finding one so I started thinking about 4 bed and 3bath. I am single and I don’t have any plans to marry or have a partner staying with me. Is there anyone who’s single living in a 3 or 4 bed house by yourself ? Please share your experiences from all aspects. The only thing that makes me think weird is, it’s too much space for one person ☹️

So this dude asked me late last night if I wanted to call him and said he needed someone to talk to while working late..told me to let him know if I had a guy over then he’ll talk to someone else. I didn’t have a guy over and not that kind of person so why assume that? It pisses me off.

Secret’s Out: airlines measure the broadest men and put them in the middle seat

Anyone from Los Angeles here? And any luck with dating in the LA area?

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Any F in nyc wanna hang out this weekend? 30 M here.

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Age, sex, location, ethnicity, religion, height, insta handle (if shameless plug), one fun fact about yourself, what you’re looking for

Hi all! I’ve been dating my bf for about 4 months now and there are some things he says/is into that make me believe he is either Bisexual or has gender dysphoria. I could really use someone’s advice who has a similar experience like this. Is anyone willing to chat? I just want to be supportive and helpful.

Any kind soul willing to let me bum off their becker 🤓 mines expired and Wiley is well... not good

In my 40s, here in the larger NYC area for a couple weeks visiting family. Male, athletic. If anyone's interested in chatting (admittedly in a playful mood currently, so that's my current preference), drop me a DM.

What website can you use to play simple games over zoom (Chinese checkers, chess, checkers)?

Researching the job mkt & pay for nursing: It is so easy to set up a first interview esp. as a nurse. Set up a zoom meeting, in the zoom meeting ask abt job details and ask for the salary range. They will give it to you, and in my case it was the same range for both of the companies. (Hospice oncall nurse here👋). Then you fit in somewhere on that continuum based on education & experience—that where the negotiation comes in—they will make a case to place you as low as possible on the scale.

Happy Tuesday all - hoping to get people's experiences on the relative cultures of Sloan vs Kellogg. I need to choose and am trying to get a feel for what it would be like to attend either

Is is safe to use Robinhood or any other recommendations ..starter here and want to dabble in stocks.

Does anyone think that the $2k stimulus check proposal is too generous in terms of the income limits for who receives them?

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Does anyone know 80G foundations that we can donate to, who could give something worthy in return?

One example, ISKCON membership. It costs 35k, but you get stays at ISKCON guest houses domestic/internationally at minimal costs of room maintenance.

I’m in my 3rd year out of college. My salary is 85k with a bonus of 30k (35%), which brings my total comp just slightly below market. How can I ask for more base and less bonus?

Amazon recruiter reached out and wants to know my general compensation expectations before first interview. Very little info available on role but seeing $150k-$250k total compensation reported. Is this too wide of a range to give them?

When does Adidas revise the salary.. Is this done during appraisal cycle of March-April?

Hello,
I'm Sakir (Shakir) Shaikh from Mumbai and I'm 22 years old, I recently completed my graduation in Bachelor's Of Commerce from Mumbai University's Lala Lajpjatrai College Of Commerce And Economics and completed internship with mycaptain in marketing domain. I'm looking for an entry level job/internship to start my career in a corporate world. It would be helpful if you can refer in your company in any non technical entry level position. Please let me know or DM me if someone can help me.

Have you ever been accused of mansplaining? What is it?

I have a counter offer with more package than the Microsoft. Do they have a policy of blacklist the candidate if I change my mind after accepting the offer?

After you are stealth laid off, other than job search, what do you do? I assume they won’t give you work and even if they do, you can politely decline? How do you feel about you are not progressing anymore and seeing other people progressing in their career? I have no intention to make partner, but still feel a bit stuck not doing that much.

CFP thinking of taking a few month career break to search for a new position. Need a recharge and to reevaluate, not to mention time to search. Would this be a mistake? Thanks

Hi guys, I have a table with customer information. Some entries are invalid. Way to find them out is by invalid customer name like ‘dguychjki’.. no definite rule. More so like you get to know that it does seem right. How best to extract such entries for further review? What condition do I put in where clause of sql?

I m a 6 years+ experienced professional into sales,BD and key account management profile. Starting my career from manufacturing industry as a sales engineer to now I have moved towards services sales like providing procurement solutions by acquiring new clients and responsible for P&L with current org i.e. a Startup
However, now I am looking forward to move into IT, Saas sales, service sales kind of profile with roles like BDM, key accounts management profile.
Share you inputs & opportunities.

Hi Fishes,
I'm planning to switch and looking out for SDE based positions. I tried reaching out to Recuriters on LinkedIn, but that didn't work. So I was wondering if it's possible to get a referral here for such positions. Please let me know if you can help out. Thank you.

I was offered a CDP position at Accenture in the Chicago office and an Advisory Associate, Enterprise Solutions role at KPMG in New York. Any insight or opinions between the two companies and roles?

Anybody know how the in house agency for Keurig Dr Pepper is? I believe it’s called liquid sunshine.

Has anybody else experienced (what seems like) irreversible physical damage from working long hours? I worked about a month of 19 hour days 2 years ago (this was the peak of the season where I worked at least 12 hours a day) and my facial skin hasn't really recovered and the experience really aged me.

I’ve done some soul searching of late and established I’d love to be offered a FTE role in my current company. I think this is partly due to never having had a full time job which I’ve enjoyed and which have valued my contributions. I think this is due to wanting to feel accepted. I know acceptance needs to start with me etc but I think redundancy and workplace gaslighting has meant I’ve never achieved growth and status in one company where I can truly grow. Anyone else has this?

Looking for ergonomic office chair recommendations, budget is $500. Any suggestions?

I have a phone screen with American Express. Does anyone know how many days of PTO is allotted?

For immunocompromised folks: Are you back to working at your office? And if so, what precautions are you taking in a world in which it seems most people aren’t concerned about getting COVID and then spreading it to others?

When you start a new job, About how long should it take for you to get acclimated to your role? Getting overwhelmed with having to learn new processes but I’m sure that this is normal…right?

I literally cannot stomach to be around my in laws any longer. My wife and I are in neither political camp and we pretty much have the perspective that no matter what the outcome is every 2 and 4 years isn’t going really affect our lives all that great. We just have the attitude that “things happen, but why let that affect our daily happiness?” My in laws are retired, bored, and do nothing but share Fox News videos on Bookface and have just become so angry. (Cont’d)

So supposed to head out of town for a long weekend with friends starting the evening of 4/21. My one friend and her son tested positive for Covid on 4/13 and have been sick. She says she is coming on our trip. On the following Thurs 4/28 I need to spend time with my 92 year old diabetic father. Do I go on this trip? I don’t think my friend has quarantined long enough to be sitting with 6 people driving in a van to our location unmasked as well as in the hotel room. Would you go on this trip?

I used to work from home. I got a new job that requires me to go into the office. I love the job and the people I work with. There’s great energy and opportunities. But, the drive to the new job takes over an hour, and traffic is nuts. What are some tricks or tips to keep your sanity when driving to work? I hate traffic and it feels like such a waste of time. I listen to lots of podcasts, but I’m starting to get very bored of them. What do you all do?

Any recommendations for good country music like Chris Stapleton?

My wife and I just had our second child, and we have also been dealing with her cervical cancer diagnosis. It has been a stressful year, to say the least. I want to do something nice for her, but money is tight right now because of the cancer treatment costs, and her being on unpaid leave because of the cancer treatments. What is something low cost I can do that will be a nice “couples thing” so we can de-stress, but also make her feel special?

Anyone else struggle immensely with the lack of sunlight this time of year? Been an issue my whole life growing up in New England, but working FT and remotely have only exacerbated it :/

Does anyone think that the $2k stimulus check proposal is too generous in terms of the income limits for who receives them?

I'm going to sleep. Good night, everyone!

Power out so I’m off early on a Friday! But, now my power is out…

Standing desk people: do you get a mat or anything for your feet?

Is everyone ready for the third round of vaccines!