This literally does not mean anything. Buzzword salad.

Post Photo
funnylike
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

It almost makes sense, was written by a non native speaker I'd guess and not checked before publishing.

Did Amazon offshore all their corporate support functions ... like we are doing internally in ACN? Results from that can be mixed 😀

like

Amazon is starting to offshore so muvh atp

I think I do this job…

funny

Related Posts

May I know why are we not allowed to eat in shuttle? I was stopped by security guard cz I was eating ... I was hungry,packed up my food,running out of coding work . .. Strange !!

like

Best podcasts for self improvement?

Loving The Knowledge Project by Shane Parrish right now

like

Thursday Wordle

Wordle 474 2/6

⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

smartlike

First time cooking steak. Yay or nay!

Post Photo
likehelpful

There’s a lot of hype around the new Lego Star Wars game. Is it actually good?

like

What is your favorite VICE documentary?

like

Anyone into Jazz/R&B?

Drop your favourite artists of today!

like

Book recommendations? I’ve been reading atomic habits, and have moved onto Traders guns and money.

like

Italian Peppers, pasta, wine 😃🍝🍷l

Post Photo
like

The best salads out there is made with simple ingredients:

- olive oil
- lemon
- salt

Sales is exactly the same.

The best sales calls out there is made with simple ingredients:

- questions
- storytelling
- tonality

like

Is the show worth the time though?

like

What website can you use to play simple games over zoom (Chinese checkers, chess, checkers)?

likehelpful

Pizza on deck

Post Photo
like

My mom received an Oculus for Christmas and loves Beat Saber. Does anyone have other game recommendations I can share with her?

likeuplifting

AirPods or Bose QC35?

Traveling to NYC soon and I wanted to know what restaurants are worth visiting... I feel like I have high standards working in the hospitality business!

like

Any reality TV Fans (🐠F) in the bowl that would wanna find a bar to watch the season? I’m new to NYC :)

27, F - also an avid watcher of real housewives and pump rules (yes, I might have a problem 😂)

like

How to be good at Sales and have a charismatic personality?
Any words of wisdom? Any great books to read? Any other recommendations?

like

For a second I thought this was WarZone (the new Warlight game).... check it out really interesting game too

I am thrilled to announce we just passed the 1,000 member mark, and on a Friday to boot.

I am beyond thrilled to see there so many professionals who enjoy the brown water! Granted it’s still the middle of the day, but let’s see those TGIF/celebratory drinks! 🥳🥃

likeuplifting

More Posts

Sabarimala. God... what’s happening in this country?

like

Planning on getting married in a temple in the US. Does anyone know what all paperwork (eg marriage license, certificate, registration) I should be thinking about and how to get it done?

like

Hello everyone! I had a question and would be really helped if any of you could answer!

I'm currently working at ZS and applied to Novartis through a referral around 3-4 weeks back. However I still haven't heard from the HR.

Is the hiring process at Novartis generally very slow?

like

ZS hiring for multiple roles... DM in case of any referrals!

like
like

Stocks markets are crashing, crypto prices are cut in half. What does everyone think on where the consulting businesses are headed?

like

Londoners, I have a friend visiting me for Easter and am looking for ideas on where to take her besides the regular touristy stuff - pls help!
Plus, what’s the best theater show you’ve seen lately? Thank you 😊

like

Below openings in Infosys available l. Please DM me if interested.
Tata Consultancy Accenture

Post Photo
like

Was S07E07 a mid season finale for season 7? Because last night's episode was only number 7 and every single season thus far contained 10 episodes. Which is why I wonder if 3 more episodes are coming at a later time for season 7.

Since starting in January I have:

Spilled water on my laptop and backed into a parked car less than an hour apart.

Got a ticket for a rolling stop vs. full stop.

Can I start January over?

like

I just had an L7 sdm interview with Google. Seemed to go very well except one of two system design interviews. The one went great and one went ok until they asked me to estimate the cpu/ram/server needed to handle the workload. I could give a great answer. We shall see.
Google

Bofa vs fractal va tiger .
Please let me know which one to go for and why?
Payscale is almost same but i am looking for job security and wlb

like

Monday Status Report: Flight upgraded to first ✅. Aforementioned flight delayed 1.5 hours ❌. Partner canceled 6pm meeting ✅. Hotel upgraded to a suite at the Ritz ✅✅. Not bad for a Monday, not bad....

like

Here's a question I wish I never had to ask. Is it better to use the code for bereavement leave or just burn pto I'm going to lose anyway? Does it make a difference from a utilization standpoint?

like

Anyone else want to see the Zoom servers utilization superimposed on top of the COVID infection rate? Assuming they are eerily similar.

like

Hi all,

I'm currently working as a Salesforce Developer with 1 yoe. Looking for a change. If anyone can refer, pls DM so I can share my details.

like

Hi All,

I'm searching for job with WFH 🏠. I have Java microservices experience of 5 yrs. Also the notice period is 3 months.

But I'm not able to find much opportunities. Please let me know if you know any companies or refer me in.

Thank you in advance!

Is it safe to join CISCO? I have heard the layoffs happens there yearly.

like
like
like

Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

like

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

Post Photo
funnylike

Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

Post Photo
funnylike

And now.. let me take a selfie!

Post Photo
funnylike
funny

So courageous to post this

Post Photo
funnylike

LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

Post Photo
funnylikeupliftingsmart

Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

Post Photo
funnylike

This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

Post Photo
likefunny

y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

Post Photo
like

Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

Post Photo
likefunnyhelpful

I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

Post Photo
funnylike

Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

Post Photo
likefunny

It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

like

It's the "loves this" for me

Post Photo
likefunny

The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

Post Photo
like

Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

likefunny

Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

Post Photo
funnylike

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal