Today my wife went to drop our 3yo kid at school instead of me and while on call with her (car bluetooth speaker) I jokingly lamented that she left me behind.

So of course my kid told everyone at his school that his mom left his dad.

I got a call from his teacher laughing her guts out. Smh

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