Uber driver kicked me out, not sure who salted his coffee #ORD you stay classy

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Of course- and he paid me cash for the trip cost

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I had an Uber driver read end someone while I was in the car- offered me weed to not report him

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Why!

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Why!

Did you take it?😏 @K1

Damn it Op. what happened

Was it a really long haul to the suburbs or something? Driving to a dangerous area? Details. OP!

hahaha, womp womp.

Now we know OP was def hammered. He's passed out somewhere rn (hence can't reply)

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