Ugh HUGE why do I need to record a video cover letter of myself to apply to you? Why can’t I email a resume and wow you in the interview and portfolio like everywhere else?! 😩

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For fuck’s sake. Huge, get over yourself.

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“Are you cool enough? Are you sexy enough?”

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Very stupid and one could argue open to violations of equal opportunity law.

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Jajaja can I write for sprite

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Whoa you arent applying to be on the bachelor. That is so lame

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Sorry guys. I hate that part about the new site also. It was the CEO’s idea🤮

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Huge, swiping left and right.

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This is the actual worst! I’d take it as a sign of bullshit to come and skip it. I guess agencies are like romantic partners; they tell you who they are upfront. Your job is to believe them.

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LOL

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In a moment of desperation, I did it and now worry where it might pop up again. #awkward

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Isn’t this potentially illegal? I thought there were discriminatory rules in place that prevented employers from asking for pictures/videos of candidates because it can increase the likelihood of discrimination. I’m obviously not in HR, but this comes off as a transparent attempt for superficial assessment (hot candidates only).

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Do you have to actually talk to camera in it? Can you do something cute-sy with text on screen over something interesting and say that it’s “optimized for mobile”?

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Because *culture*

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awful.

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That’s awful

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At least get us with snap filter features. I wanna rehash my cover letter with ingenious wit in a high-pitch kitty voice!!!!! Huge trying too hard in all seriousness though.

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Don’t forget your 30 minute presentation and Q+A after the interview. 🕺🏽

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Ugggh aint nobody got time or energy for dat *chronic eye roll

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Super obnoxious!

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