Well LinkedIn, it was only a matter of time before you started going down the realtor road🤦‍♀️

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Thank god! I was getting tired of selling my junk on Facebook marketplace! Great to know that LinkedIn is so versatile! Why I am here: used monitor for sale! Great condition $75 OBO

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VRBO much? Or that funny little shop called Air BNB

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Bryan with a Y

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Couldn't this person call a vacation rental agent?

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Sure they could’ve simply used, well…any app privately. BUT at least we now know how desperate he is to pretend to be successful with money to spend!

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How long before someone uses LinkedIn to rehome their pet cat before being posted overseas?

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Happens on Nextdoor constantly. Pets are part of the family, and with advance planning a vet can approve their travel certificate.

Bryan, Provincetown doesn’t want you either.. and ps it is the Cape.

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Eh. Not the worst I've seen on there.People say "LinkedIn is for networking and finding deals and helping", but then when they do so like this, it's mocked?

If he was looking for a date, sure. That's loser behavior.

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If I had a nickel

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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This is how I feel!!!

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Nice try Accenture.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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