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Thank God. This DOGE thing is the best thing we’ve had in forever

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They are like crackheads with a sledge hammer looking for copper in the walls.

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Another $2B tax cut for the rich. Awesome job guys!

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Idgaf about grandma. I do gaf about my taxes though

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I notice this genius doesn't say what the contracts were for. That two billion was paying for more than people making PowerPoints. But hey, it's only hospitals and medical facilities, they probably don't really need laundry or maintenance or cleaning services. Cancel those contracts, maybe they can just hire some kids after school to do stuff. What a joke.

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Get the patients to do their own laundry. Yes sir, this is bringing back accountability to the patients: now you fully own your healthcare !

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The biggest source of fraud and abuse in the government is probably Musk's own companies that have gotten $20 billion for exploding rockets and failed SpaceX promises. For those who don't want to math: that is enough to pay 200,000 federal workers all making $100K/year (which many make MUCH LESS) for a whole year

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Let's not defame an innovating company. Musk had a strong role growing SpaceX, but there are a LOT of quality people there making it perform. And it is saving taxpayers/gov't money for space launches. Compare space launch prices to what they were. Musk is off the rails now, but I don't hate the company. I wish they could detach.

Their propaganda is astounding....

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Ahhh yeah ok

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How are you friend l hope you good day l want job l m operator machine and mantunance industry

It remains to see what DOGE is up to.

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