How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool

Thoughts on serial dating, via social media apps?

Do you think it is easier to overcome cheating in a relationship that has or does not have children involved? Listening to an interesting podcast and would love to know peoples take on the topic

Married to a man who raised kids as a single dad and did lots of good things. He’s now retired and his hostility is killing me. We had nice ($$$$$) dinner last night and thought maybe we will finally connect. Well on his way to restroom a group was having pic taken in lobby and blocked him. Ruined the night. Angry grouchy jerk. And it’s always directed at me. It’s daily. Very sad and lonely. I bring it up and he belittles me. Traveling limited my exposure and was ok. Now I can’t handle

Any F fishes want to hang out at the dock and go boating over the weekend?

Haha this is going to sound pretty shallow, but are there any young guys that are on good looking/masculine/dl-ish side looking to chat/snap? 22M here

36/M/ Muscular and Fit - any single ladies want to grab a drink or a coffee and a great laugh (guaranteed) in Chicago Or NY then please DM me.

Curious what anyone thinks about cologne? Is it a turn on? I am not really into it.. but I just got a whiff of this dude at the gym and the cologne did something to me 🥰 It was really subtle. I tend to just like the way a man smells (not body odor but just natural scent) and don’t usually like it covered up, but wow this guy tonight 🥵 I might might buy some but i figured it would be gay to ask him “what are you wearing” because that prob isn’t something the bros at the gym do.

Are the standards for what makes a black man or woman an attractive person for a potential relationship or marriage material the same for white men or women? Do we judge all 4 groups (black man, black woman, white man, white woman) the same?

I need advice. I met an amazing guy on a dating app. We talked for 4 months and most of the convo was sexual. I fell so hard for him and it was because when we met up in person he was so kind, caring, and respectful towards me. He never initiated conversation with me first, but if I messaged him, he would respond back immediately. Then after 4 months he ghosted me on the app we were talking on. I texted him and he told me he had a gf. I am completely heartbroken. What kind of behavior was this?

Any single women who want to chat. Bi/lesbian only. Philly/New York. Age 31

Any other women up for just sitting outside enjoying the evening by Montrose harbor? I'm 35/F. Maybe it's weird, but j just feel like enjoying the evening, it's nice outside, and winter is coming 😂

Can’t wait for Saturday to come so that my date and I can Netflix and chill, then having him sleeping over and I waking up next to him. Miss his warmth and miss giving and receiving cuddles. I like the feeling of having certain people making you behave in a more tender way. I’ve been literally longing for that moment for the week as I’m on a boring PMO case. Romance is not lost between gay guys! :)

Good first date spots in East Village? Tips on how to make it a good date?

Who wants to go boating with me some time?

Any lady 🐠 up for a drink/dinner tonight? 23 M here.

What’s harder, networking or dating?

Best part about being single: Not having to hold in my gas ! What is the best part of it for you??

Hello 👋🏾I'm a matchmaker and I have a few clients I'm trying to match:
- 49M, real estate developer, divorced - 1 child, LA (fitness is high on his list). - 37F, marketing manager, LA
Please note that everyone I work with is a Black Professional who is over 28, educated with at least a Bachelors degree, and earns over $75k. Feel free to DM me on IG @tenneshawood

Any 30+ female around? Would love to chat.

What kinds of raises/promotions (% pay increase, title change, other benefits) did anyone see after passing their PE exam?

Ugh, is that time of year again! Does anyone have any advice on how to handle "friends" and family members who spout conspiracy theories to avoid getting the flu shot

Married to a man who raised kids as a single dad and did lots of good things. He’s now retired and his hostility is killing me. We had nice ($$$$$) dinner last night and thought maybe we will finally connect. Well on his way to restroom a group was having pic taken in lobby and blocked him. Ruined the night. Angry grouchy jerk. And it’s always directed at me. It’s daily. Very sad and lonely. I bring it up and he belittles me. Traveling limited my exposure and was ok. Now I can’t handle

Any F fishes want to hang out at the dock and go boating over the weekend?

Do anyone feel that they are not at right place/right track in their career?

How should i go about rejecting an MBB offer after signing the actual offer(a few weeks ago)? I have some personal reasons, circumstances have changed and i will focus on different thing

Hi Fishes

I need reference for a job post in Dell. Can any one help me on this

How much is NTT data offering to 6 yoe java developer?

Guys, what's the average salary and position at Coforge for 3year Pega BA. In the final stages of negotiation, so any insight would be helpful Infosys Tata Consultancy CoforgeCognizant

What are the perks offers by PWC for SA roles other than monthly fixed salary

Hi fishes,

TCS Hr said to expect offer letter by Feb 7 if business approval goes through.
Or she would have to come back and negotiate.
I didn't get offer till now.
How can I check my status?
It shows evaluation in progress in ibegin portal.

"[activity] is the best way to build team morale and cohesiveness"

I am planning to establish semi-annual or quarterly f2f team meetings for a new analytics consulting practice. I have a definite opinion about what makes for a good process of team building, but want to hear from the community.

What does the bowl think? (the team is starting at 5 and will grow to 8-10 over the next year.

"[Activity X] makes for the best team-building, hands down. "

Opinions?

What will be a Consultant- Business Intelligence package in D USI Kolkata in Consulting domain??

How many days Deloitte India takes to release offer letter. I tried to contact HR she said that they are trying to get approvals and it is in progress. It's been a week that i have uploaded my docs.

What are some of your go to restaurants in LA?

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)