What is the best/quickest way to get laid off? Asking for a friend.

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You could start assaulting women around the agency and you'll be out on your ass in 17 years flat.

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Continue working for Arnold Worldwide

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I thought I was getting laid off today and my only thought was “holy shit....this is about to happen! My prayers have been answered”
....but then my dick boss told me to work harder (which I’m still not going to do)

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Ask to switch to the Avocados account?

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I read that as “what is the best/quickest way to get laid...” i would like an answer to that too

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You can tell them what you really think of them.

I was recently laid off as part of a pretty significant agency-wide cut. My (now former) agency is run by misogynistic, unaware, boys club fools. This shop is a parody for absolutely all things wrong and bad about this industry. Over a long period I called out gender specific favoritism, inappropriate behavior, sheer disorganization and blasé approaches to managing business - all in the most professional, solution focused manner.

They cut me because I wouldn’t get in on their party. They called me in, laid me off, I thanked them for a truly character developing experience and I walked out confidently with not a single regret.

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Put all of your hours on internal/house job #s to drive down your utilization and billability. If can't bring in cash they'll send you home in the next round.

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Damn AS1 you’re my actual hero.

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1) Be dramatic and complain about everything
2) Miss deadlines
3) Pass the buck when you screw up
4) Code most of your time to admin/non-bill
5) Send nastygrams

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Shitting on the office floor maybe?

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@AS2 did you work here??? That is our exact culture and I have been reporting for over a year with no change

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Following.

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🤣🤣 patience

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Way to bring down the mood BBDO...

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Windmilling the middle finger around your office.

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‘s desk*

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Hit up diet Madison ave

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This ^

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