What’s up foodie fishies? Today’s menu was a fail: French omelette w/ bacon cheddar zucchini mushroom onion filling, green beans almondine, roasted garlic rosemary thyme potatoes

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If this ain't humblebrag, I don't know what is.

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It looks the same tomorrow morning

Cheddar and scallion biscuits with bacon, egg, and cheese

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Also, I just learned this and it works:

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/save-money-diy-fresh-green-onions/

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Wheres the fail part?

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I say fail because it was the first time cooking an omelette French style. If Gordon Ramsey saw the state of that omelette he’d curse up a storm. Must practice.

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I fail to see how that’s a fail. Looks pretty picture perfect to me

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Toss it in the trash. Or in my belly

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It looks perfect from the outside, color is spot on. Is there something wrong on the inside?

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It’s wrinkled and there’s a small hole I covered up with a piece of dill

I think I understand what “humble brag” means now.

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Show off , looks amazing to me

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