When you’re on a date, how do you explain your job?

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I try not to go there because that’s when the convo gets boring

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I help organizations across the private, public, and social sectors create the change that matters. From the C-suite to the front line, I partner with my clients to transform their organizations in the ways that matter most to them. This means embedding digital, analytics, and design into core processes and mind-sets; building capabilities that help organizations and people to thrive in an ever-changing context; and developing excellence in execution to ensure that actions translate into outcomes, quickly and sustainably.

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Corporate prostitute...not false

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I tell other people they are wrong

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I normally say I advise companies that help them to make business and strategic decisions.😛

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I move boxes around on PowerPoint slides and take notes for people

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No lies detected

i just say “i work for a big accounting firm.” and leave it at that unless they respond by actually expressing interest in what that means.

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