Whenever anyone says “I love her, but…” or “He’s a great guy but _” you know some hot tea is coming ha

Hello,

Can someone please refer for SAP BASIS/Hana in IBM?
YOE : 6.4
Notice period : 15 days
Preferred location : Bangalore

Thanks

Help me understand why executives lie and gaslight so often. I’m new to this and don’t feel comfortable doing it.

Virtusa hiring ETL developers, 3-5 yrs exp, pan india and immediate 30 days joiners.. If interested dm me..

I joined Accenture as a fresher and had a okay okay career growth in last Nine years (had a few short term onshore) - now AM, I want to understand if I am earning too less for market standards.
20l per annum
I am an SAP MDG consultant

Hi fishes

Could someone help me understand if my package is 14.5 LPA ,how much I'll get in hand roughly

Has anyone’s credit score dropped dramatically? Mine dropped almost 20 points in one month and the reason says because the age of my accounts are low but I haven’t opened any new ones? wondering if it’s covid related somehow?

What is the package for credit manager in ICICI bank having YOE 1.5 years

FAR, what a pain..that’s all

Do I really need the lectures (Becker) to pass the exams? I really just want to do everything else besides that.

Hi Folks,
There are openings in Thoughtworks for Senior Data Engineer
Experience required : 5+years
On Tech Stack : Spark, Scala or Python, SQL, Kafka or spark streaming and any cloud service
Direct message me for referral if you fit the above mentioned criteria

Do any of the top consulting firms hire into the Engagement Manager level after an M7 (if they had manager experience elsewhere)? I know MBB probably doesn’t but what about other tier 2 firms after that - and asking for US or Canada

Recommendations for a keyboard? I’m quite illiterate in this topic, and I ordered a random one off Amazon and it’s quite noisy, and not very ergonomic

What's the dress code at your office? Looking to see how many firms are business casual.

Hello,

I got a letter from my apartment regarding unlawful detainer.

The apartment refused to take our rent for almost 4 months because it was paid in a personal check and not cashier’s check.

I have 5 days to respond, what should I do please?

I got an offer from hcl and they are offering very less hike on my current CTC around 20% even fixed part is less than my current fixed amount.

I reverted asking them to provide 40% hike on my cctc or 20% hike on fixed cctc and wfh option.
It's been six days no reply from HR.

Can any one let me know if any of option open for me or is it over?

Any update about office location? Also fishes, if you could suggest good localities/societies, looking to rent a 1bhk, new to Kolkata. Thanks!

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯