Who else acts really happy and peppy during interviews but once you start the new job it’s like...

💩fuck it imma show my real, true, cynical self💩

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Not me. I’m generally in a good mood and enjoy being around people

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Fake it til you make it

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I also feel like HR/recruiting are the most guilty of this. Super nice when you first meet and then once you get that acceptance letter they don’t even acknowledge your existence in the office

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Pretty much everyone. Thing is recruiters love to see that shit and they know it’s fake but they want it anyway

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Wish more of us are genuinely like you AD3!

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Get over yourselves happy, peppy people. Not everyone wants to be like you

Me all day

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