Who wants a little tip on how never to get fired from a consulting job?

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Disgusting post

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Go home EY, you are drunk.

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Just the tip

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1) claim to be a minority 2) claim to be gay and 3) come to work in a wheel chair - you got yourself a job for life son.

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I have a disability and honestly probably won't get fired. But I get terrible work. Like really terrible. Plus, you know, I'm disable, and you're not. I hope you don't think that's a good thing because while it makes my close personal relationships richer, work sucks.

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Gotta suck the _____

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I know. It is kind of like a 12 year old broke in somehow.

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You're not funny or clever.

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@EY - Donald Trump fan, are you?

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I think it's that EY "partner"/troll from the other post haha

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Please quit or at least never be on my engagements OP

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This EY guy sure is a lot of fun

Ey op is wanna be gs elevator

I know a disabled person who was let go

No one is safe

Pretty sure comment like this is exactly what will get you fired from consulting. Grow up.

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URGENT: Can anyone refer me for an entry-level software engineer/ Trainee Software engineer role (Java preferred)? I need a job on an urgent basis as my current organization has asked me to put down my papers due to changed business requirements (read layoffs) and has given me 30 days to find a new job. And I would really appreciate you guys if you can provide me with any help in this situation.

#layoffs

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Layoffs at Integer Denver today? Somebody spill....

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#MAIPSummit2020:
How do you deal with layoffs?
-for those now suddenly unemployed, and
-for those who didn't get laid off but are now dealing with a bleak looking workplace

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At this point in the game it doesn't make a difference where you at everybody is getting laid off at one point or another the only thing I say is try to repair yourself for it if it happens to you

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One of my senior managers is a boomerang and told me she was laid off when she was 7 months pregnant about 10 years ago. I think she was a senior or manager. She was in a specific group and everybody was laid off. It wasn’t performance based.

Would you work at your company again if you were laid off?

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Tax Senior here. I’m well liked around the office, I put in the hours and work hard, I haven’t had any dumpster fire projects, but I am a mediocre performer compared to my peers (not as strong project management, communication, not as confident). I just got told they’re firing me. Should I expect severance? Have other people been fired for similar? What did you do with your career?

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Anyone hearing noise about layoffs?

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I recently got an offer from Accenture but I am not sure about the job security as I heard they have laid off many employees. Need your inpur on this please.

TIA 🙏

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Thoughts on Veteran status and the ongoing corporate layoffs?

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Deloitte US just announced layoffs. Any other B4 started layoffs too ?

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Please help him with referrals.

Correction: TC 51.3 has 15% variable.
Experience: 11 years (Marketing & Brand Manager)

Location: Bengaluru, Karnataka

#mba #marketing #branding #layoff

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