Why does Aquaman ride all maner of sea creatures if he can clearly swim faster on his own?

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To save stamina so that he can perform better with the mermaid later

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We take escalators when stairs are often faster

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How else can he flex his king of sea perks. Think about who he has to keep up with. Billionaire, a human alien god, a queen, and a dude who can imagine anything and get it but only on bright green light…hell, he can’t even show up to a JL Watchtower dinner and buy everyone a meal with his KPMG diners club card.

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So you think partners and MDs cannot do what you do? Of course they can and 50 times better than you but then how will you get a purpose in life? We do this (or don’t do actually) for you. But where is our thank you? No where

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Here is your 🫴🏽 ‘thank you’ you forgot to pick up because you’re too high above to get down to pick it up…

Okay, Aquaman why are you here? [Batman asking]

Remember the time when Superman’s girlfriend broke up with him because he was faster than a speeding bullet?

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