Why short people gotta take the exit row ?

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God makes up for them in aircraft what they lose in dating world?

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Because it’s more comfortable than a regular row. The seat pitch is bigger. Just because it’s more comfortable for you doesn’t mean that it isn’t also more comfortable for them.

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Sounds like short people logic.

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We put fewer points into the HEIGHT stat at birth and instead specc’ed then into CUNNING and INTELLIGENCE, so we log in early and book them on the seat map. 😎

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Short guy here. Sometimes we just want to watch the world burn 😂

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Because I’m getting the F outta here if this thing crashes. There’s the first row for you xoxo

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Why do tall people gotta stand in front at concerts?

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It feels like first class!
The world is built for tall people, let us have this one thing ok??

OP if it bothers you that much you can always pay for more space. All money is the same.

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