Will do everything in my power to get my associate fired

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Go CS! I am trying to fucking fire a few myself. No luck so far!!!

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Uhhh CS You ok??

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All we need is love ❤️

Op there's like a 95% chance you'll end up looking like garbage in the process. When people bad mouth other people to me, I privately think "man fuck this snitch" even when I laugh along

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